Libertarian Lexicon #2 – Kochtarded

Kochtarded (adj.)
/koʊkˈtɑːrdɪd/

Definition:
A pejorative term describing a naïve or intellectually shallow libertarian who uncritically parrots establishment talking points financed or shaped by the Koch brothers, the Atlas Network, or similar pro-establishment/corporatist think tanks using classical liberalism and neoliberalism as a means to their personal interests. Such individuals typically equate corporate-funded “free market” advocacy with genuine libertarianism, read Reason magazine as gospel, and mistake Beltway-approved slogans for radical thought.

Example usage:
“He thinks the Cato Institute is anti-state. Man, he’s completely Kochtarded.”